Twin Talking Heads Of The Apocalypse...
I’m deeply afraid at the moment. I just nailed the windows shut and double bolted the doors. My .22 Winchester, freshly oiled and loaded, is at my side as I sit here quivering on my ratty sofa, drinking tequila sunrises straight from the blender jug. My world is falling apart.You may wonder why I’m frightened. Why would the gal who endures a daily stream of abuse and death/rape/torture threats from “pro-lifers” suddenly lose her courage? Well folks, horrible news reached me a few minutes ago: news that threatens to destroy my very soul.
“Pro-lifers” at conservativeunderground.com have decided to report me to Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly. Yes, it’s true. They’ve pulled out the big guns, the twins of righteousness:
Homeskoolr—“What an offense and pure evilness, that makes fun of those truly suffering under the strain of such a decision. She might as well slapped every woman in the face who suffers from post abortion syndrome. Just evil, I tell you.”
PatrioticAmerican—“She already sold her soul to the God of Liberalism. Now, she's putting up her vagina for sale. AGAIN. That's probably how she got pregnant to begin with.”
irisheyes_77—“If you flag it, BlogSpot may remove it. In the meantime...has anyone sent this to Rush…O'Reilly?”
Homeskoolr—“I hadn't thought of that ... did think about sending it to Drudge, but I've never sent anything to a media site before. Would somebody else maybe do the deed for me?”
irisheyes_77—“Paging LibraryLady. LibraryLady, you have a call on the white courtesy phone.”
LibraryLady—“LL is on the job! Suggestions? I usually send to all the major ones but I have some specialty blogs in mind, too.”
I hear Rush Limbaugh, still on a high after his viagra-fueled fuck-junket to Central America’s under-age hooker capital, has already refilled his prescription for the little blue pills; just so his meat wand will be as hard as the steely gaze he’ll fix on my blogspot profile picture as he verbally cock-slaps me back to the trailer park.
Bill O’Reilly, it's rumored, is recharging his vibrator and has taken the ol’ loofah shower glove out of retirement. Last time he only threatened to rape Fox News producer Anrea Mackris with the glove while he tickled himself with the Anal Dominator 3000. Who knows what he’ll do this time?
Fucking "pro-life" bastards. They've discovered my kryptonite. If there’s one thing a wanton harlot like me fears more than stern condemnation from right-thinking Christian moral arbiters, it’s exposure in the national media. I can only pray that when my filthy words are recited on radio and television Stop My Abortion!’s address won’t be mentioned. Because the shame, the notoriety, the horrible, horrible publicity, could drive me to drink…even more.
posted by stopmyabortion @ 1:15 AM
34 comments
34 Comments:
Damn, this is a cool idea. We should do it on mass. A whole bunch of women get pregnant and then, launch International Feotus Kill Week. Hundreds of feotus's cut down (or is that sucked up?) in the prime of their life. Brilliant.
My, you're quite the hate-filled leftist, aren't you? How typical.
I love these online quiz things! I'm filled with a fine claret and some cheese danish. How 'bout you?
Anonymous said...
My, you're quite the hate-filled leftist, aren't you? How typical.
Don't be so angrily anal and politically correct. It makes you look jealous of Stop My Abortion!'s success.
Umm, exactly what success has she had? Very little money, very little attention and most of that of the negative variety...oh, and a few semi-literate enablers patting her on her sloped back...
I guess some of you define success a bit differently than those with two firing neurons to rub together...
Scott, you should aim to have MORE than two neurons firing together and you really need to lose the ellipses. . .
they make your words. . .
come across as fatuously. . .
minatory. . .
and your thoughts. . .
seem disjointed. . .
Get yourself fetus. It will cheer you up.
Beware !! Mom of 7 will assimilate you !! [snerk]
Those pro-lifers sure are dreadful sexists. I mean, Rush 'N Bill but not Coulter or Malkin ? Tsk.
Certainly, this blog is nothing more than a victory, as it's prompted posterchildren for post-natal abortion like Scott to spew their neverending inanity in response.
And Mom of 7 sounds like she's about to mentally go down the drain and eat her children. Which will be awesome.
It's true! I have a fetal pig for a pet and we go everywhere together. He loves going for long walks. I love my little Bacon! Here is a picture of him, all dressed up for the Fourth of July. Isn't he precious!
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid50/p4e1b2e1a2ee592cb46b33f695a6ac7dd/fcac1796.jpg
Scott,
I'm am so lonely and can't stop thinking about felching your sweet bottom. Why won't you tell me how you feel? I think about your manly love handles and can barely keep my hands off of my dirty bits. I dream about you and unashamedly stain my sheets with my lust for you. Please quench my thirst for your round and luscious rump. How can something so powerful, be wrong? Jesus would understand I'm sure. He wandered forty days in the desert and I'm sure he had some "sticky" moments himself, longing for the companionship of another. By the way, whose name would he have called out when self-pleasuring. He can't really say "Oh God" because that brings up all sorts of incestuous connotations. I wonder if it was one of his disciples names. Oh well.
Longing for the day we can commingle our loins together,
sassy mingetwat
This is funny, funny shit. I love how the rightwing nutjobs can do whatever the hell they want to. Sexually harrass women, fuck little boys, and it's all fine and good as long as they preach to SAAAAAVE da widdle baaaybeees!!
Cause you know, after they're born, fuck em! We need those unwanted children to be BORN! So they can be sold into slavery the world over, and Rush Limbaugh and a team of catholic priests could be gang raping them in less than two months! You bitch. How dare you deprive the world of virgin children before they're even RAPED?
Has anybody even considered that this is the brainchild of pro-lifers? considering all of the other sick stunts they pull it wouldn't surprise me really.
So, the 20th of October has been and gone. Hopefully the author died on the operating table and the baby survived.
"Has anybody even considered that this is the brainchild of pro-lifers? considering all of the other sick stunts they pull it wouldn't surprise me really."
Trying to get that paranoid leftist security culture thing happening? Fuck that, it's about time the left started being as bold and fuck you as the right and this is a fucking awesome way to do it.
"How dare you deprive the world of virgin children before they're even RAPED?"
My favourite quote from this site.
Scott, you wet dump, she's had enough success to make you care enough to post on her site and that's all the matters. Care enough to respond to this comment? We win again! Till the foetus is MURDERED!!!!! Woop Woop! Yeeehaaa! And ta think, it coulda been president... But we fucking skewered it's ass! Sliced up that little parasite before it was born. S'wot I'm talkin' Bout! Chop that wriggly little bastard!
"So, the 20th of October has been and gone. Hopefully the author died on the operating table and the baby survived."
It's October already? Fuck! Just what do they put in that La Paz Tequila Sunrise Mix?
Halcion. Favorite of Bush, Sr.
Hey, the '90s are back. I heard it from somebody on YouTube. :/
Whew. I just got in under the wire I see, so I can say I knew you when...
Umm maybe you need to link the No Blood for Hubris post on "Snowflakes."
Shina, pull your head out of your ass, honey. It's the anti-life left-wingers who get away with whatever they want as long as they preach "tolerance (except for you Christians - you all can just go fuck yourselves)."
Dear anonymous who posted at 8:22 A.M.:
There is already one Ann Coulter, and she's all washed up. I would suggest felching yourself with Clorox to purify your dark soul that's tainted with Christianity.
Hey, is this rank, bile infested shite what passes for humor on the left these days? Wow, your caustic wit must really cause apoplectic fits in dem dare religious conservative folks. I'm not a church goer myself, but my guess is that the reason the American left berates those with the courage enough to believe in a power higher than Al Gore or Mother Jones is that there aren't any liberal leaders with the spirit or gravitas to leave you anything but flaccid. Is posting such obvious depravity and bad taste the only way you can get any kind of stir anymore, or do you mistakenly believe you're being clever?
Oh, nooooo !!
My political kin must write speeches and make policy that stand on their own merits, without invoking the Magical Blood-Lusting Sky Fairy and His Magical Blood-Lusting Cross [tm] every twenty-two seconds !! Oh, woe R us !!!
ancora,
I'm not joking about Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly! Didn't you click on the links? Limbaugh really did get a viagra prescription so 13 year-old prostitutes wouldn't laugh at his dick. And O'reilly really did masturbate with a vibrator while describing to a Fox producer how he'd rape her in the shower...
ROFLMAO. This is fucking awesome.
My definition of pro-lifers: pro-life until the baby is born. Then let it starve in poverty or get bombed by U.S.-made WMDs. Gotta love Christers!
But, I don't wanna go off on a political tangent. To reiterate, this is the best site ever created.
""it's about time the left started being as bold and fuck you as the right and this is a fucking awesome way to do it.""
Right there with you there!
This isn't humour, this is damn clever advertising of a side of the battle that has dwelled on the facts while the other side continually dwelt in hysteria and shock tactics.
Don't dare judge the style of this.
We have had to put up with contorted facts and photos of human foetal remains for YEARS and thats in mainstream media.
This is a personal blog.
OK, so its a blog that is getting an awful lot of attention but its small potatoes in comparison to all the charity-funded blood and gore and preaching that has been stuffed down our throats by the other party in this argument.
When it comes to the style and presentation of this, let he who is without inflammatory advertising sin cast the first stone.
I am pro-abortion and pro-life.
QUALITY OF LIFE.
I challenge EVERY anti-abortionist to adopt an unwanted crackbaby.
Or one with birth defects.
Or maybe even just a normal, healthy, smiling one.
Go ahead, then I'll be more apt to consider your opinion valid (once you adopt ALL the unwanted, starving, abused babies in the world).
O, and by the way, any male anti-abortionists' opinions are invalid by default.
Thats just the way it is. Sorry to upset your delusions of grandeur and power over others.
Tell it to the tourists, assholes, because I live here.
Some people believe that aborting a fetus or baby for the purpose of birth control is wrong. Others believe it is okay. Others believe it is okay depending on how far along the pregnancy is. Are these not the facts, unadulterated by advertising, shock or hysteria?
the owner of this site is a SCAM ARTIST!! (i'm sure this comment i am writing will be gone in 10 minutes just like the others I have posted...worth a try though!) ok, just so you people know, THIS BLOG IS A FAKE! this page is owned, and written, by a MAN... not a pregnant girl at all. THIS WHOLE STORY IS FAKE! i know this because i was partially responsible for having some of his email accounts shut down as well as accounts on pro-life websites where he was posing as a pro-lifer (a church preacher in fact!) urging people to visit this blog and donate money. CONVENIENTLY, he was linking people to HIS website (this one!) where he poses as a pregnant girl needing money to "save" her unborn baby. DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THAT HE WRITES and PLEASE don't give him money! SCAM!
p.s. our so-called pregnant damsel-in-distress has an alias. the person called "michael" that leaves all the oh, so clever comments is also the owner of this page (aka pregnant chick that needs baby money). see the resemblance in the ramblings? obviously he doesn't work for a living. Read quick-- he loves to delete these messages! I've left them time and time again and conveniently, they disapear!
I see that anonymous is STILL at it.
He/she needs to move out of mom's basement and get a job.
You know what? I am a mother of 3 and I don't mean to change the topic of your discussion, but this is DISGUSTING! WHY would you put a ransom on your child's life. With a mind like that you don't deserve to be a mother! You need to do the right thing, have that baby and give it up for adoption. It's people like you that make the word abortion so deplorable. $ 40,000? You are out of your mind! You are putting a price on YOUR CHILD'S head. You know what?... obviously you aren't a woman. You laid down, spread your legs and got Knocked up and now you are gong to puss out of the responsibility that comes along with it? What did that child do to you? I am a "pro lifer" and I will make you one promise...YOU WILL HAVE TO STAND IN FRONT OF GOD ALMIGHTY AND ANSWER TO MURDER! I will NOT submit to this form of SATANISM! You deserve to ROT IN HELL! I hope you can live with your decision!
By the way the previous post was left by me... Samantha
This is some funnee shit. So how many times posting under "anonymous" do you think it will take to lend you credibility, ScamAbortion? 5? 25? Ain't never gonna happen?
Probably the latter.
Tub of warm water. Sharp knife. Cut from wrist to elbow. We don't even care that the (imaginary) kid goes, too. Would have to be better than a life with you...never mind the contaminated genetic material it would have to deal with if it lives.
Wait, did someone above just SERIOUSLY say "You don't deserve to be a mother"??
::dies laughing::
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