So You Think You Know What's Best For The Fetus?
For some reason I’m getting lots of abusive emails from readers who think I’m an evil skank for drinking and smoking and toking and snorting and popping while pregnant. All I have to say to that is I was drunk and contained more chemicals than a bunny in a Pfizer lab when the fetus was conceived, so why should anything change? Drugs and booze are all this “womb-baby” knows, and I’ll be damned if I’ll take it out of its comfort zone just to make you politically-correct, nanny-state liberals feel better!I’m also getting quite a few comments suggesting that as well as demanding cash from “pro-lifers” who want me to keep the fetus, I should have also asked for donations from folks who want me to abort what is by now most likely a drug-addicted, deformed, retarded, future Young Republican.
Well, fuck! Why didn’t I think of that?
At the time of writing, the fund to stop my abortion has hit the $2056 mark. If you go to the right of this page you’ll see I’ve now offered a second donations link. If you want me to abort the fetus you can donate to the “Abort! “ donations account. Whichever fund raises more by October 19 wins.
Abort the mutant or raise it in the community? You decide!

14 Comments:
What happens if you get like half the money?
Will you partialy abort?
Well, Salvage...
If i don't get 40 grand I'll definitely abort. If I get more from the pro-abort crowd than the "pro-life" gangbangers I'll still abort, even if the "pro-lifers" donate 40 grand... It's a complicated equation...shut up! I'm drinking here!
This is such a grand idea!
wait wait wait..mutant?
will it be the cool mutant who looks like a normal person but has wicked powers, or will it be one of the weird mutants with like three faces?
Either way, you are entertaining the hell out of me...
I hope that you die. Your a nothing but an evil bitch. Your so stupid. There is a BIG diffrence between being high when conceiving and being high during the actual pregnancy.
If you are so poor. Why didn't you study more instead of opening your legs to every idiot you met. Or you could have decided to put the baby for adoption.
I seriously hope that you don't get the money and that you die.
I have yet to meet a problem that cannot be solved with drink.
This Anonymous guy is very bi-polar.
Not just here...
Well anonymous, if babies are as pure and untainted as you seem to think -- regardless of ambient environment no less -- maybe you should kill yourself now before you become a well-aged, mature turdhead. Just a thought.
-- chainsawieldinun
why 40k?
It costs a lot more than that to raise a child.
still, I don't get your reasoning. why should anyone give you money for getting pregnant? any dumbass can do that. this seems to be little more than a con on people who do care about human life. You appear to only care about satisfying your own little self.
most likely a republican.
you certainly do break new ground in bad taste. too bad you don't use your talents for something a bit more honorable.
any dumbass can do that.
If that were the case, I don't think we'd have multi-billion dollar adoption clinics and fertility clinics, would we ?
"any dumbass can do that."
No, only fertile female dumbasses can.
Die in a Fire
My guess is you are spending it all on more drugs and grog anyway.
I've just sent $400 in favor of aborting.
the owner of this site is a SCAM ARTIST!! (i'm sure this comment i am writing will be gone in 10 minutes just like the others I have posted...worth a try though!) ok, just so you people know, THIS BLOG IS A FAKE! this page is owned, and written, by a MAN... not a pregnant girl at all. THIS WHOLE STORY IS FAKE! i know this because i was partially responsible for having some of his email accounts shut down as well as accounts on pro-life websites where he was posing as a pro-lifer (a church preacher in fact!) urging people to visit this blog and donate money. CONVENIENTLY, he was linking people to HIS website (this one!) where he poses as a pregnant girl needing money to "save" her unborn baby. DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THAT HE WRITES and PLEASE don't give him money! SCAM!
p.s. our so-called pregnant damsel-in-distress has an alias. the person called "michael" that leaves all the oh, so clever comments is also the owner of this page (aka pregnant chick that needs baby money). see the resemblance in the ramblings? obviously he doesn't work for a living. Read quick-- he loves to delete these messages! I've left them time and time again and conveniently, they disapear!
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