Top Ten Uses for my Aborted Fetus...(continued)
Number 6:American Idol
If I told you my aborted fetus could become a singing sensation, adored by millions of Jesus freaks the world over, you’d probably say I’m full of shit. Well, I am full of shit, but that’s due to pregnancy-induced constipation. The aborted fetus music star bit is fact.
Back in 2003 a fat evangelist named Rick Fox rescued a widdle discarded embryo from a dumpster, dubbed him “Lil' Markie”, and produced an entire cd of the creepy critter’s musings.
What you’re about to watch and hear could change your opinions on abortion. If you’re pro-abortion, exposure to the following video might instill a deep dread of the evil tunes my rejected spawn could immortalize in mp3 format. You just might begin to hope I carry my potential American Idol to full-term.
If you‘re “pro-life” this will probably just make you cry and cry and cry. Because you’d cry at a one-button-eyed sock puppet’s funeral, wouldn’t you?
Update: Hello to all my fucktard visitors from freeconservatives.com. May your kids grow up to be gay, yet untalented, just like Dick Cheney's daughter.
posted by stopmyabortion @ 1:28 AM
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30 Comments:
Funny thing is, as talentless as Cheney's daughter may be, she's still light years ahead of you. One more reason for your bitter, small little tantrum at the world?
Tell ya what. You really want an abortion? Kill yourself. Now. Two for the price of one and the world is truly a better place.
Hmm... Mary Cheney is 37 years old and the daughter of the millionaire vice president of the USA. Her last two jobs were given to her by her daddy.
I wonder why she's "light years" ahead of me, a 20-year-old daughter of a convicted car thief and a prison guard. Where, oh where did my career go wrong? My mom or dad should at least be Secretary of the Interior by now.I blame my loose morals.
*LMAO*
Oh now this is TOO rich!
"It's not MY fault I am a pregnant bartender who lists sex as an 'interest'. It's all the fault of my horrible parents/childhood that I am a miserable failure using the threat of infanticide to justify my continued miserable existence!"
May I suggest pills? Much less messy than blades or bullets and I assure you, NOBODY cares enough about you to want to have to clean up after you when you check out...
How dare I list sex as an interest!
Why can't I be more like Scott, who hasn't had an interest in sex since his mom yelled at him last Thanksgiving for leaving cum stains on her oven mitt.
*LMAO*
Wow. If that's the best you can come up with on short notice then it's obvious why this "blog" is such a lame ass extortion attempt.
So, didja pull that one out of the sparkling shallows of your own mind, or didja need backup?
Ya know, I'll take a second to try and help you grasp this: It's not that you listed sex as an interest. It's that someone who is whining about her horrid life and has based an entire monetary scam on her irresponsible promiscuity can't find anything else in her life worth mentioning.
Get it?
Ya know, hanging isn't too messy either. Maybe you could try that...
You know, if she kept reading your inane attempts at trolling, it would probably kill her, too. Of boredom. Or of the shockingly horrific realization that human evolution was capable of producing someone like you, Scott.
*LOL*
So, did she pay you to come to her defense? And in what "coin"?
Sorry, kiddo, but whining about inanity, trolling or me specifically is somewhat pathetic on a Blog defined by an effort to extort money from people over a moral and life issue. Rahter the epitome of trolling itself.
Come back and try again when you have something better.
I would be glad to adopt your child and give him or her a good home. If you are interested in adoption, please respond. Thanks.
Sorry, you didn't offer the extortionist money. You do realize this is all about money, right? No kid, no abortion, nada. Just a piece of trailer-trash trying to make a few bucks for repairs on her Camaro.
Seriously...
Scott, regardless of the mother's other problems, there is a child's life involved. If no one has yet offered to give that child a loving home, the offer has now been made. We have raised our children, only have one left at home, so have room for an unwanted baby. The offer stands...if Mom will take us up on it.
There is no baby, Mrs. Smith.
I'll give the whore $50 to kill herself. :)
after all she's just a meatsack
"Rahter the epitome of trolling itself."
Oh Scott, your Fundie-cum-wankery shines with grammatically incorrect utterances like this one.
If you and others don't have the cognitive capacity to realize the joke, then there really is no hope for you. Like Terri Schiavo, you need your feeding tube removed, Scott.
But thanks for playing.
Scott, tell the truth. You really do have monkeys in your pants. I'll never tell.
Scott blathered the following: "I'll give the whore $50 to kill herself. :) "
Scott - I'll give you fifty cents if you let me felch you. If that's not enough, I can let you fondle my little sister. She was a treacher collins baby, but not to bad looking if I do say so myself. And she also give great, if a bit drooly, head.
Actually I didn't offer her anything to off herself. She's not worth the expenditure, in my opinion. Someone else apparently places more value on her.
thom, you really aren't too good at this, are you? I mean, really. Maybe you and the extortionist could get together and save pixels by continuing to humiliate yourselves in one place rather than two?
smith, there is no kid. This is a scam. That's the "joke" that thomboy doesn't get...
I'm not thomboy, but I could dress like him if that means that you would let me felch you. I've only just started reading your posts and I can already tell that you are sincere and wise. I bet you have big beautiful brown eyes as well. Do you like poetry and Ann Ryand? I bet I could make your Atlas shrug and more.
Please tell me that you have large love handles too. I like men with large love handles, because that gives me something to hang onto while I'm felching. Not to be to forward, but do you have a photo of yourself. Just a little something that I can, well, you know, relieve the tension with while I wait for our impending tryst.
sincerely,
your bashful admirer
sassy mingetwat
Hey Scott, you're a Christian, right? Do you think Jesus would approve of you encouraging suicide? Isn't that one of those things that's really bad?
If I ever have an abortion, I'll be singing "Why did you kill me mommy" as they're sucking the fetus from my vagina with that vaccuum thing. Let's just hope I meet that special, drunk someone...
That was a kind offer Mrs. Smith.
All I can say after watching that touching little drama is that George Romero and David Cronenberg should both throw in the towel.
Also, is it just me, or was Musical Fetus jumping the gun when it announced that it was a boy ? I thought that the pwecious unborn had no discernable gender until it got to be slightly more detailed than a sub-microscopic watermelon. Oh, well... :/
How interesting, right wing christians believe that a fetus is an independent life form the instant a zygote is formed, and a zygote spells october with a K, just like right wing christians.
To Mrs. Smith, whilst offering to adopt the child (whether or not one exists) is kind, we must keep in mind that the birth of a child, the medical procedures prior to and during the actual birth are considerable (and i am speaking from a country with universal healthcare, in america it is exponentially worse)in addition the pain involved on the mothers part is incredible.
To Scott, dear, dear scotty, whether the woman involved is a mother-to-be, mother-to-abort or trailer-assed-mother she is doing something really important, bringing to attention to an ironic point, right wingers and christians insist that abortions are wrong (in the case of a number of US senators and others even in the case of rape and incest) however when it comes to the costs a couple, or in many cases single mother has to bear in ensuring a fetus comes to term they want no social services because they mean they have to pay taxes (which go directly to tha devil, doncha know?) the average child in Australia (where we have FREE medical and FREE basic education) it still is expected to cost over $200,000 AUD (or in american, $150,000) for you bible bashing ignorant bastards to suggest that $40,000 (which thousands of you would not contribute a single dollar each to prove your beliefs) is a ridiculous sum shows only your complete lack of any tangible grip on reality.
A final word to Mrs Smith, at least you are willing to make a real attempt at giving a child a life and chance. I only hope that your home is open and willing to accept that one third of children will suffer a mental illness, one tenth will be gay and the vast majority of adopted children will require far more care, love and discipline than any of your biological children. Should you understand and accept that god bless you, reply to this and I will personally look into adoption options in your state. Good mothers are always in need.
partial retraction;
not all christians are right wing nor are they all insane. I have been to school with and worked with a number of Christians including Catholics (who are often demonised more than lucifer) many belive in an all loving god and either a symbolic translation of the bible or a literal translation of the original texts that comprise the king james bible, not the KJ itself which many modern scholars consider a near complete bastardisation of the actual texts included.
The singing fetus sounds like Elmo's more retarded cousin.
Oh my god. It is like a demented dwarf singing.
the owner of this site is a SCAM ARTIST!! (i'm sure this comment i am writing will be gone in 10 minutes just like the others I have posted...worth a try though!) ok, just so you people know, THIS BLOG IS A FAKE! this page is owned, and written, by a MAN... not a pregnant girl at all. THIS WHOLE STORY IS FAKE! i know this because i was partially responsible for having some of his email accounts shut down as well as accounts on pro-life websites where he was posing as a pro-lifer (a church preacher in fact!) urging people to visit this blog and donate money. CONVENIENTLY, he was linking people to HIS website (this one!) where he poses as a pregnant girl needing money to "save" her unborn baby. DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THAT HE WRITES and PLEASE don't give him money! SCAM!
p.s. our so-called pregnant damsel-in-distress has an alias. the person called "michael" that leaves all the oh, so clever comments is also the owner of this page (aka pregnant chick that needs baby money). see the resemblance in the ramblings? obviously he doesn't work for a living. Read quick-- he loves to delete these messages! I've left them time and time again and conveniently, they disapear!
My burning question is: Why is the little baby boy going to have blonde hair (like the sun) and blue eyes? The mommy and presumed daddy are dark-eyed and dark-haired.
simple, he will have blonde hair (like the sun) and blue eyes because daddy doesnt know mommy is sleeping with her swedish mechanic klaus.
hahaha you are sooo sick
please! I implore you do not dispose of this child! Its genius is unparalelled by any other fetus known in this Earth!
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