Thursday, September 21, 2006

Top Ten Uses for my Aborted Fetus...(continued)

Number 6:
Movie Actor


I have discovered there’s quite a bit of on-screen work available in tinseltown for a down-at-heel aborted fetus willing to do full-frontal nudity.

Whether it’s a fuck-toy grown in a fish tank by Rock Hudson in “Embryo”, a gooey Eveready Energiser for robots in “The Matrix” or Stanley Kubrick’s idea of a comprehensible plot-wrap-up in “2001: A Space Odyssey,there's one fact that stands out. All the fetus-friendly roles are in sci-fi movies.

Hmm... funny, that. “Pro-lifers” claim time and again that a majority of Americans think fetuses are fully human and should have legal rights equal to yours and mine. So why the hell does Hollywood stereotype visible “womb- babies” as otherworldly, freakish, alien-like beings?

Where are the idealistic fetal lawyer roles? Why are there no embryonic, loose cannon, rules-are-for-pussies cops up there on the big screen? When was the last time you saw Brad Pitt play a cat-and-mouse game of wits opposite a charismatic unborn jewel thief?

If I don’t raise $40,000 by October 19, it’s quite possible I’ll be hitchhiking to Los Angeles with a bloody bundle of talent in my knapsack. If the woman who aborted Dakota Fanning can make a fortune selling her to Steven Spielberg, I can offload my meat puppet on M. Night Shyamalan!

13 Comments:

At 9:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

okay i just realized you already named it kristi ann. but you should use the name more often to squeeze out more sympathy and thus donations.

 
At 12:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did it ever occur to anyone to find out if this chick is really pregnant before they started donating money... one way or the other?

 
At 1:54 PM, Blogger stopmyabortion said...

Hey, you want to know for sure if I'm pregnant or not? Let me kick you in the nuts. If your face turns blue it means I'm not knocked up and you don't have to donate anything.

 
At 2:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wouldnt donate money anyways this whole thing strikes me as a kind of useless endeavour of a depraved schizophrenic.

 
At 5:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where are the belly pics? Pregnancy confirmation paper given to you at the doc? you want people to donate you money you have to give proof you are pregnant.

 
At 7:17 PM, Blogger stopmyabortion said...

You idiotic testicularly-challenged dwarf. This is my blog. You don't set the fucking rules.

 
At 11:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You said "“Pro-lifers” claim time and again that a majority of Americans think fetuses are fully human and should have legal rights equal to yours and mine."

Wow...if fetuses are "fully Human" why aren't they paying taxes and rent space in your uterus?

Pro-Lifers are idiots.

 
At 9:47 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Over 3,500 terminations per day, 1.3 MILLION per year in the United States alone.
50 or 60 MILLION per year World Wide.

I am a pro-lifer who has no religious convictions at all . I didn't need the fear of god or anything else to come to my decision, just a good sence of what is right and wrong.
You see we were all once a fetus. Is it beyond the realm of possibilities that when your mother first learned she was carrying you, she may have considered her options? What if she had decided to terminate? Would that have been OK?
You would not exist, if you have children they would not exist, and your (husband or wife) would be married to someone else. You would have been deprived of all your experiences and memories. In this day and age with terminations being so readily available and so many being carried out, if you make it to full term
you can consider yourself lucky. Lucky you had a mother that made the choice of life for you. Don't you think they all deserve the same basic human right, LIFE?
I'm all for contraception, prevention is certainly better than termination.
Did you know you can get an implant that is safe, 99.9% effective, and lasts for three years? Just think girls not even a show for three years, wouldn't that be great? I think too many people rely too heavily on the last option (abortion), I think if abortions weren't so readily available people would manage their reproductive system far better resulting in a fraction of the number of unwanted pregnancies.
World wide there are over 50 MILLION aborted pregnancies each year. In America 3,500 terminations carried out every day, that's over 1.3 million every year, 50% of all cases claimed that birth control had been used, 48% admitted they took no precaution, and 2% had a medical reason. That's a stagering 98% that may have been prevented had an effective birth control been used. Don't get me wrong, I suspect the percentages in Australia would be much the same.
Just a lot of unnessessary killing.
I am convinced that in the not too distant future, people will look back at many of the practices of today with disbelief and horror.

At the point of conception is when life began for you. This was the start of your existance. Your own personal big bang. Three weeks after conception heart started to beat. First brain waves recorded at six weeks after conception. Seen sucking thumb at seven weeks after conception.


ausblog

 
At 5:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the owner of this site is a SCAM ARTIST!! (i'm sure this comment i am writing will be gone in 10 minutes just like the others I have posted...worth a try though!) ok, just so you people know, THIS BLOG IS A FAKE! this page is owned, and written, by a MAN... not a pregnant girl at all. THIS WHOLE STORY IS FAKE! i know this because i was partially responsible for having some of his email accounts shut down as well as accounts on pro-life websites where he was posing as a pro-lifer (a church preacher in fact!) urging people to visit this blog and donate money. CONVENIENTLY, he was linking people to HIS website (this one!) where he poses as a pregnant girl needing money to "save" her unborn baby. DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THAT HE WRITES and PLEASE don't give him money! SCAM!

p.s. our so-called pregnant damsel-in-distress has an alias. the person called "michael" that leaves all the oh, so clever comments is also the owner of this page (aka pregnant chick that needs baby money). see the resemblance in the ramblings? obviously he doesn't work for a living. Read quick-- he loves to delete these messages! I've left them time and time again and conveniently, they disapear!

 
At 11:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just what the world needs aus blog. An extra 60 MILLION per year World Wide...

 
At 10:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi ;)
wow... what sick news!
what do you suppose about it?

 
At 9:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck it
Abortions should be made mandatory
every should be made to have one
put the fucking peices of shit in a grinder at birth, or dismantle them
fuck you and your god

 
At 9:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes Show the abortion
abortions should be mand mandatory
Put them in a grinder at birth or
dismantled and feed them to dogs
PRO DEATH!!

 

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