Fetus Fund Update...
As of this morning the "Stop My Abortion" account total stands at $4809. That’s $35191 short of the amount I’ll need to prevent me from getting a medical professional to chop my fetus into easy-to-flush chunks.Can you imagine it, “pro-lifers”? Unless you guys start clicking on my “Donate” button, come October 20, lobsters will be munching on my “womb-baby”. Squid will be sucking on its bones.
The amazing thing is that since I put up the “Make Me Abort” button last week, that account has received over $2,000 in donations. The money and prayers seem to be turning in favor of termination of the fetus.
But there’s still over a month to go. I’ll just sit back, drink my trailer park margaritas (methamphetamine on the glass rim instead of salt), watch Doctor Phil and wait for the two opposing forces to decide the fate of Junior...

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If you want to make more money, I suggest you choose baby names, one for an girl clump, one for an boy clump, and maybe an ambiguous one for an intersexed clump.
May I suggest "Pete" for an XY?
Think about it. They used to not name children when they were first born, because high infant mortality rates claimed so many babies and it was harder on everyone if the baby had a name.
So if you pick names, in theory, pro-lifers will get more attached and send more dough.
Could you make one of those fundraising thermometers? I think people respond better to visual representations.
Maybe you could put the firey flames down at the bottom (= abortion) and, like, a crib and a trike up at top.
Good luck! Whichever way you want it to work!
Perhaps you could make one of those fundraising "thermometers" to show how high the funds have gone to date. People tend to respond well to visual representation.
Maybe you could even put the fires of hell, or those bell jars, at the bottom and a crib and a trike at the top?
I mean, people need visual incentive, right?
Good luck, however you want it.
You're probably getting funding offers to abort your pregnancy because we're all terrified of you ever passing on your genes. Would you accept a one-time lump sum in return for assurences you will never breed?
I don't know if our gracious host would accept, but I would. Yeah, you should give your money to me, anon. See, I'm forty years old already, and thus a much better risk for never breeding than she is.
Cash only, please. Unmarked bills.
If our gracious host would take my advice and suicide...tonite...then she kills THREE birds with one stone! I was wrong before when I noted only two!
She ends her own miserable bartending existence which has caused her to create this whiney-ass POS, terminates her unborn child AND guarantees her flawed genetics will never further pollute the world!
BY GOD! It's a winner for everyone!
Over 3,500 terminations per day, 1.3 MILLION per year in the United States alone.
50 or 60 MILLION per year World Wide.
I am a pro-lifer who has no religious convictions at all . I didn't need the fear of god or anything else to come to my decision, just a good sence of what is right and wrong.
You see we were all once a fetus. Is it beyond the realm of possibilities that when your mother first learned she was carrying you, she may have considered her options? What if she had decided to terminate? Would that have been OK?
You would not exist, if you have children they would not exist, and your (husband or wife) would be married to someone else. You would have been deprived of all your experiences and memories. In this day and age with terminations being so readily available and so many being carried out, if you make it to full term
you can consider yourself lucky. Lucky you had a mother that made the choice of life for you. Don't you think they all deserve the same basic human right, LIFE?
I'm all for contraception, prevention is certainly better than termination.
Did you know you can get an implant that is safe, 99.9% effective, and lasts for three years? Just think girls not even a show for three years, wouldn't that be great? I think too many people rely too heavily on the last option (abortion), I think if abortions weren't so readily available people would manage their reproductive system far better resulting in a fraction of the number of unwanted pregnancies.
World wide there are over 50 MILLION aborted pregnancies each year. In America 3,500 terminations carried out every day, that's over 1.3 million every year, 50% of all cases claimed that birth control had been used, 48% admitted they took no precaution, and 2% had a medical reason. That's a stagering 98% that may have been prevented had an effective birth control been used. Don't get me wrong, I suspect the percentages in Australia would be much the same.
Just a lot of unnessessary killing.
I am convinced that in the not too distant future, people will look back at many of the practices of today with disbelief and horror.
At the point of conception is when life began for you. This was the start of your existance. Your own personal big bang. Three weeks after conception heart started to beat. First brain waves recorded at six weeks after conception. Seen sucking thumb at seven weeks after conception.
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Aus Blog,
You're missing the point that if i had been aborted as a foetus, i wouldn't have known about it. being alive is much more than being a growing organism. its about the mind. 1 in 3 pregnancies end in miscarriage, why not fund research into making sure that doesn't happen?
You say you have a good sense of right and wrong. Well what gives you the right to preach at others? if you aren't religious, i'm sure you don't appreciate people shoving religion down your throat? what makes what you are doing any different?
I, personally could never have an abortion. but i would never project that onto anyone else, nor judge them for it. nothing gives you the right to judge someone for doing something ultimately right for them, and yes, even the baby.
babies brought up in poverty, to drug addicted parents, with severe disabilities, babies who would have no quality of life, would you rather put them through years of suffering just so you could be all self righteous?
as to "stop my abortion", i'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and hope that you have more reasons behind this blog and the termination than just proving a point. i find it difficult to believe you've decided to terminate on a whim.
aos blog, we were all once cells with half a human DNA code too. by your logic, a dude gizzing into a bathtub instead of a girl is immoral (in a nonreligious sense). what if my mom had had an abortion? i donno. but she didn't. my mom is pro-choice too, by the way. what if i hadn't had an abortion after i was raped? i donno, but i did.
I think all of you ( that think this is such a funny mother fucking joke) are sick bastards. Who i wish upon every single one of you that you meet with an untimly tragic death. I really do and if i knew you personally i would make sure to bring that death upon you. How dare you make a mockery out of the lives of innocent children. That child in your stomache did not tell you to be a whore now did it. Did it tell you to get fucked up and spread your legs for tom, dick, and harry. I dont think it did. YOu chose on your own to be a worthless whore. You make your life for yourself. And who the fuck cares that your 20 with no money. Bitch im in college to be a doctor work full time and raise two fucking kids. There are plenty of single mom's out there who make it. Your just too fuckin lazy to put any effort into anything. I have a great idea why don't you stop putting effort into the act of breathing and die you heartless bitch.
the owner of this site is a SCAM ARTIST!! (i'm sure this comment i am writing will be gone in 10 minutes just like the others I have posted...worth a try though!) ok, just so you people know, THIS BLOG IS A FAKE! this page is owned, and written, by a MAN... not a pregnant girl at all. THIS WHOLE STORY IS FAKE! i know this because i was partially responsible for having some of his email accounts shut down as well as accounts on pro-life websites where he was posing as a pro-lifer (a church preacher in fact!) urging people to visit this blog and donate money. CONVENIENTLY, he was linking people to HIS website (this one!) where he poses as a pregnant girl needing money to "save" her unborn baby. DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THAT HE WRITES and PLEASE don't give him money! SCAM!
p.s. our so-called pregnant damsel-in-distress has an alias. the person called "michael" that leaves all the oh, so clever comments is also the owner of this page (aka pregnant chick that needs baby money). see the resemblance in the ramblings? obviously he doesn't work for a living. Read quick-- he loves to delete these messages! I've left them time and time again and conveniently, they disapear!
You're a weirdo.........Why the feck would anyone want to pay YOU money to keep your baby??? You're clearly not mentally stable so you have no right to have even been given the chance to concieve a child - you freak! AND if what someone has said is true and this whole thing is fake and you're a guy then GET A LIFE!
You say your pregnant and can't afford it why don't you give you child up for adoption it don't cost a cent!
And you can keep all ya money!
also natural family planning might be good for you seeing your hobby(s) include sex cause theres only 1 day a month you can get pregnant.
all you need to do is not sleep with a guy that night and you won't get pregant.
Oh and ausblog its 126,000 abortions occour everyday!
Also you say its a chunk of organic matter go here to see what that organic matter looks like http://www.priestsforlife.org/resources/abortionimages/fetaldevelopment.htm but you probly won't cause your afraid and you will run from it cause your a coward if you say your not prove I'm wrong and go to every link!
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