Top Ten Uses for my Aborted Fetus...(continued)

Number 8:
Chinese Food

Chinese people eat human fetuses. No, don’t look at me that way. It’s true. They eat deep-fried abortions and drink fetal smoothies in the Chinese-speaking world. Don’t believe me? Think it’s just an urban legend, with absolutely no basis in fact? Well, fuck you. Shows how much you know. Just look at the testimony of some of America’s most respected, knowledgable and principled "pro-life" politicians:

"Not only do these human rights problems get worse every single month that we continue to truckle to China, but they keep discovering new horrors. ...there are even some credible reports that late-term unborn children are actually being consumed as a new health food."
--Republican Congressman Christopher Smith of New Jersey

“...latest health fad in the southern boom town of Shenzhen to be the consumption of human fetuses, which are believed to improve complexions and general health. Unlike the serving of endangered reptiles, a human embryo as food trade is not illegal or underground in China.”
--Republican Congressman Mark Souder of Indiana

“And, we know that these practices violate every known standard of human rights since God made Man. There are reports that aborted fetuses are sold and eaten.” --Republican Congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen of Florida

So if you find yourself in Beijing for the 2008 Olympics, why not order yourself a tasty wok-fresh “womb-baby”. Better yet, order twins or even triplets; because you know what they say about chinese food…