Top Ten Uses for my Aborted Fetus...
Number 10:Halloween gift for Senator Rick Santorum’s kids.
When the good senator’s wife miscarried at 20 weeks in October 1996, she and Ricky did the logical thing. They took the dead fetus, which they named “Gabriel”, to Ricky's in-laws’ house, where they “spent several hours kissing and cuddling Gabriel with his three siblings, ages 6, 4 and 1 1/2. They took photos, sang lullabies in his ear and held a private Mass.”
Pennsylvania’s Senator Santorum still has a photo of the dead fetus on a shelf in his office, next to an autographed baseball. No, I shit you not. This guy collects autographed baseballs!

3 Comments:
Great punchline!
That's creepy. His hair I mean.
the owner of this site is a SCAM ARTIST!! (i'm sure this comment i am writing will be gone in 10 minutes just like the others I have posted...worth a try though!) ok, just so you people know, THIS BLOG IS A FAKE! this page is owned, and written, by a MAN... not a pregnant girl at all. THIS WHOLE STORY IS FAKE! i know this because i was partially responsible for having some of his email accounts shut down as well as accounts on pro-life websites where he was posing as a pro-lifer (a church preacher in fact!) urging people to visit this blog and donate money. CONVENIENTLY, he was linking people to HIS website (this one!) where he poses as a pregnant girl needing money to "save" her unborn baby. DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THAT HE WRITES and PLEASE don't give him money! SCAM!
p.s. our so-called pregnant damsel-in-distress has an alias. the person called "michael" that leaves all the oh, so clever comments is also the owner of this page (aka pregnant chick that needs baby money). see the resemblance in the ramblings? obviously he doesn't work for a living. Read quick-- he loves to delete these messages! I've left them time and time again and conveniently, they disapear!
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