Top Ten Uses for my Aborted Fetus...(continued)
Number 3: Suppository for Fred XFor a giggle, check out this blog belonging to "Fred X", pictured on the left. It’s a non-stop crazy ride through the mind of of a male "pro-lifer" who actually believes there are evil feminists out there planning to steal his precious man-cream:
“Incidentally, a femhag once said to me, 'but what if she was raped?'
Because femhags never look at the possibility if a man's semen was used without his knowledge, or, shock horror, he was raped himself.”
The femhags wait for Fred X, the perfect specimen, to finish his drinking session at the Cock and Bull. They make a grab for him as he waves goodbye to several bemused strangers and weaves drunkenly to the Tandoori Nights Curry House. They drag Fred X into a dark alley, unzip his stone-wash jeans, pull down his leopard print thong and ride him mercilessly; leaving horrible friction burns on his tender thighs from their disgustingly unwaxed legs and unshaved pudenda. Finally, after much abuse of the poor lad’s organs of reproduction, two teaspoons of highly prized Fred X jism are coaxed from his rubbery, reluctantly aroused serpent. Now the secret breeding program can continue…
Six months later as Fred X sleeps fitfully, his dreams still dominated by the ghastly sexual assault, the femhags return. Crawling through the window of his bedsit, they remove his pyjama pants and raise his buttocks with cool surgical efficiency. The largest, meanest, hairiest femhag approaches and grins with wicked satisfaction as she parts Fred X’s cheeks and rams the fetus up his ass with one unlubricated fist. Fred X awakes with a scream of agony and a sudden awareness of violation. But it is too late. The living, developing embryo kicks against the sensitive walls of his colon. The rape of Fred X is complete. And nobody will believe him. No one will offer support. Because the entire system is unjustly geared to towards the ridiculous proposition that 99.99% of heterosexual rapes are committed against women, and 100% of pregnancies resulting from rapes occur in women.
Fred X, a man raped and pregnant, is horribly, utterly alone.
posted by stopmyabortion @ 3:19 AM
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20 Comments:
Do you think his colon may explode with the growing foetus?
Lmao. I've been following your blog for awhile, but have not commented. This is an excellent post.
Next time, along with the "femhags", perhaps you might want to add a band of trolling girl scouts just out to violate and steal poor, innocent men's sperm in their diabolical plot to victimize men with thier terribly evil ways.
Blessings.
I noticed how you just deleted my comment
The truth hurts doesn't it lol
Fred X
BAH HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hey, Freddy. The truth would hurt, buddy, and it's a good thing you seem to have never encountered it. It would have hit you like two boxes of Colon Blow.
Fred's just mad, and being a hater, because even he knows that pregnancy comes from having sex. I guess he simply just didn't appreciate being reminded of the fact that he hasn't engaged in real-life sex for many, many moons (masturbating furiously over the mental image of his Dream Woman - undoubtedly a fellow Stupid Cunt who would allow themselves to be pictured wearing a hat that even my retarded brother wouldn't be caught dead in - doesn't count. Sorry Fred). Perhaps if he stopped for a moment, got seeing a Psychiatrist over and done with, worked out his Mommy Didn't Love Me issues and somehow managed to be a lot less John Wayne Gacy, he might find happiness, and his festering need to shove his nose in other people's business and personal choices might die down a little.
But yeah. Judging by that hat ... I think all hope may be lost.
Fred X,
Amazingly, I seem to possess the power to delete any comment on this blog. Freaky, huh? I'm like some kind of comic book super villain. Maybe you should tell Blogger admin about this amazing ability of mine to, you know, control content on my blog. They probably don't know about it.
The pic of fred in his hat shows more style and raw sexual energy than you will ever possess. Real men like fred stand up for mens rights whilst women like you just stand for murder.
Dear feministhatingtime,
I don't recall, at any point, disclosing my gender in my above post. You just assumed I was female because I believe in a woman's right to choose what happens to her body. You assumed I was female because you're under the false (yet terribly common, amongst your types) impression that only another woman could possibly support, or condone, what SMA is doing. That's cool, I don't mind. All your assumption does is make you look like a wanker who, also, like Fred, needs to seriously re-consider how much time they spend masturbating over images of over-sized hats, and start dedicating some time to, oh, I don't know, gassing yourself in your garage. At the very least, it's something to think about :)
Oh, and in regards to your comment about Fred's style and raw sexual energy? That feeling you get, you know, that over-powering sensation in your stomach, the tingling in your fingers, the light covering of sweat on your brow ... those aren't, sadly, the effects of Fred's raw, sexual energy. That's the beginning of food poisoning, courtesy of the re-fried beans you re-fried one too many times. I'd suggest securing yourself firmly over a toilet seat for the next few days. But don't expect your sexy friend, Fred, to help. No, no. He's already full of shit.
"The pic of fred in his hat shows more style and raw sexual energy than you will ever possess. Real men like fred stand up for mens rights whilst women like you just stand for murder."
How utterly pathetic. Raw sexual energy? You call that raw sexual energy?
You are clearly in need of serious help, my dear, ignorant friend.
Blessings.
Hey, Fred's got a sockpuppet. It says what Fred wishes were the truth. It makes him feel better on those long, cold nights, when wearing ridiculous hats and jerking off to MRA blogs don't help the emptiness inside.
Ha! The day when men can actually become pregnant is the day abortion becomes sacrosanct. I love how men like FredX like to spout knowledge and judgment on something they will never, ever have to endure.
I love how these people think that "whores" and "sluts" should bear unwanted children to term and then give them away. Wouldn't those babies be tainted? With original sin, or something? Why would should that baby be accepted into a kind, loving, God-fearing family if it was borne by a WHOOOOOOOOOOORE?
Fucking idiots. Anti-abortionsists have no clue about the paradoxes inherent in their arguments. (phatmama)
Ugh, Fred X is one of the more disgusting MRA fucks I've come across, and I've met Balrog. Forgive me as I step outside to barf.
Having gone to Fred X's blog and gotten to see for myself what the comment was that SMA deleted i have absolutely no qualm with her censorship. It was Fred X being a douche bag, or would he prefer to be called a catheter and in no way be associated with a female body part. It was pure vulgarity. Not saying that SMA's post wasn't, but she was making a point and mocking him. He was posting pictures of an elephant, or was it a horse, taking a shit.
power to you, SMA.
shouldn't there be MORE posts as we get closer to te big day?
puh-lease.
No doubt, Fred's a charmer.
Yes, men can (and have) been raped..but ultimately, as SMA said, 99.9% of hetro rapes involve women as the victims, not the perpetrator.
Yes, woman can (and do) "pin-prick a hole in a condom, then have sex with her boyfriend, then...become pregnant". But really Fred...do you truly think this excuses your misogynist, bile filled rants?
Out of curiosity- what do you define as a "whore"? In your post "Comment From a Fool II", you state your definition of a woman as someone who "Does believe in her wedding vows- unlike the concoction of whores and gold-diggers that exist now".
Does this mean that you adhere stringently to pre-marital abstinence?
Or does it just mean no woman on the planet is fucked up enough to actually sleep with you, and you despise us all for it?
Personally, I don't believe that inequality (be it patriarchal or matriarchal) benefits anybody.
And, unlike a lot of women that have posted on SMA's blog, I do think men have a place in the abortion debate. But I also believe men need to accept that they're never going to get inadvertantly pregnant so, whatever their beliefs, they need to fully respect the rights of woman on this one.
To put it succinctly Fred, I think you're a fuckwit. You are that piece of shit that takes ten minutes to push out and is only the size of a pea anyway.
Wow, raw sexual energy or not, with that hat Fred X really puts the fun back into fundamentalist, that's for sure!!!
You're blog is so funny it hurts. A lot.
Oh god I love you! *dies laughing*
This site is fucking hilarious...I'm a dude and don't give a shit whether you get the abortion or not...just collect the contents of this blog (with all the comments) and put it out as a book...goddamn genius...
Dickless Idaho at Freddy's blog:
Also, a woman can become pregnant. A man cannot. Thus, women have NO say in whether that man financially supports HER child or not. She gets no child support whatsoever. Is this hard for you to understand?
Damn. No, it isn't hard to understand that you hate children who are actually born. You fuckstains love a fetus (my guess is because it requires a woman to be burdened for a period of time, and since you can't saddle her with an actual ball and chain, might as well make her puke and have back problems for a while) but when the child is actually born, you're nowhere in sight. Fuck, I wonder why (hint: it isn't because you have a penis...it's because you are one.)
Yep... the conservatives are all about saving the fetus, but should a person commit a heinous crime? TO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR WITH YOU!
Shrub Jr., the nitwit in charge of this fucked cunt-ry, is all about denying women rights and saying that every life is precious - yet the state he was governor of for many years has the highest rate of executions in the US! Imagine that!
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