Pistonheads, Compact Shafts...
For some reason I’m currently getting visitors by the dozen from “pistonheads.com”, which I assume is a website for men who like to drive their cars really, really fast.What is it with men and fast and powerful cars? The asshole whose microscopic wang dribbled out the teaspoon of jism that contributed to my current condition was a great fan of fast cars. I once saw him stare at a TV screen for three hours, non-stop, watching NASCAR racers go round and round and round and round…I swear he actually peed in his jeans rather than miss a minute of the "action".
I know it’s a stereotype but, from my observation of the penises of men who are into performance or grunt cars, compensation is a factor. You can be pretty sure that guy shouting “fuck you” to the speed limit from the driver-side window of his Porsche, Corvette or Vauxhall Monaro will be hung like a three year-old boy.
posted by stopmyabortion @ 1:18 AM
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39 Comments:
If he had such a "microscopic wang" why did you shag him?
Good site by the way, we have all seen beggars using their kids to garner sympathy [and cash] but using your unborn kid? Thats genius, well done.
Pistonheads reader here. Why don't you undo the pink shirt you have on the profile photo? Might actually give us a reason to visit your site rather than to laugh at you.
If you really want to have an abortion I can mail you a coathanger and you can donate the money you raise to a pro-life charity. How about that? I can even untangle the coathanger for you.
You spout a lot of opinions and crap, giving a tone of confidence and authority.
But you're actually pretty stupid to have gotten pregnant, so none of your opinions matter.
And if this is all one big con you're still pretty stupid.
Hope this helps.
A Vauxhall Monaro? Surely you mean a Pontiac GTO, Micheal....
If you want my money, you're gonna have to show us your tits.
One of the anonymous dickheads above said you were pretty stupid to have ogtten pregnant. Obviously a guy, who doesn't realize that a woman can be on every form of birth control available and still get knocked up.
If men were the ones to get pregnant, abortions would be offered for free at every grocery store in the nation. But since it's the "weaker" sex that deals with it, they think they know what's best for us.
Glad to see you're showing what pro-lifers really are - hypocritical assholes.
No, if men were the ones to get pregnant, men would be women.
I'm going to willingly donat $5 if there's a chance that your fucked up genetic material doesn't make it to another generation.
"Obviously a guy, who doesn't realize that a woman can be on every form of birth control available and still get knocked up."
Try taking it up the shitter. Guaranteed not to get pregnant then. And it'll probably be a damn site tighter than the welly-top you no-doubt well-used minge most certainly is.
In fact, fuck it.
Everyone pay ME $35k and I'll push the fucking whore down the stairs.
hahahaha
YeeeHaawww!!! Skyuuuoootttt and boogaahhh!!! The "anonymous" morons have descended and their talk is huge!!! Just massive. And man, are they pissed.
One of em’s so stone cold cool that he's prepared to assault a pregnant woman. oooh, shudder, my nipples are erect, you big warrior. Now if you ain't hetroperfectuality nothing is.
Sure a bunch of "your cocks are small talk" is pretty inane, but you'd think such kindergarten talk would roll of their backs. That's where you'd be wrong, Faggots and Whores, cause kindergarton is about where things started going wrong for these malcontents. The reference has triggered the PTSD they got from trying to colour inside the lines and now everyone’s faces are merging into the demon bully who teased them because their picture of Santa looked “retarded.” (Kids can be so cruel, abort today!) So watch out posters cause some of 'em know super sercret government karate and they could make you dead with their torpedo dicks. They could make everyone dead with their torpedo dicks.
I'm of course using faggot and whore as the anonymous drones intended.
Faggot: any man who's not prepared to round house kick a pregnant woman off a balcony.
and
Whore: any woman who's slutty enough to not be able to control her cumpulsion to live on this planet.
I remember a website like this. It was about a guy who wanted people to give him X amount of money otherwise he would kill an abandoned bunny he'd found. It was, like I hope this websiite is, a scam/hoax. The website is savetoby.com
Author of this blog, whoever you are, you've got a sick mind. I tried to follow that up with something else, but that's really all there is to it.
Can I get the money you got anyway if you don't raise enough?
You guys are suckers if you give this person any money! Well, unless she does show her tits then I guess it might be worth $1
Yes, this site is a con.
Of course she's stupid for getting knocked up. Regardless of the fact pregnancy can occur no matter what precautions are taken. Why?
She's the ignorant piece of trailer trash that A) Knew that reality going in, and B) Still went ahead and spread for the claimed Micro-Penis that(supposedly) knocked her up.
Pretty much defines stupid. Meanwhile, her angry ranting about, well, pretty much everything outside her narrow experience and/or understanding just further supports that obvious conclusion.
BTW, we're all still aiting for you to take the easy way out. I still suggest a short rope and a tall beam...
*LMFAO*
Scott...
Pretty much defines stupid. Meanwhile, his angry ranting about, well, pretty much everything outside his narrow experience and/or understanding just further supports that obvious conclusion.
There's an easy way out for you too Scott. It's called Fuck Off. But you can't, cause this woman has crawled in under your skin and laid eggs. And while her and her six-fingered mutant fans may be the moronic underbelly of the world, deep down, you just can't get enough of us.
I'm just happy to know a fetus is dieing and in some small way I'm helping to kill it.
Wow, these bastards are vicious. You have my sympathy, Stopmyabortion.
Caring for the sanctity of life my arse. They are a bunch of abusers and rapists, with the crap they're spewing.
Amazing they can't see the irony of the fact that they claim to care about human life, but are threatening to kill a woman.
Vile cowards, may they rot in hell.
Stopmyabortion, I wish you all the best. :)
Hey, have you made you appointment for your abortion yet. The 19th is Next Thursday...
Irrespective of whether is blog is a joke, a scam, or serious, I think the continual theats made against SMA, as well the refusal to cough up the bucks, confirms that "pro lifers" are a bunch of fucking hypocrites.
I'd also say the sheer stupidity of the majority of posts here proves they're also a pack of morons.
Frankly, if this is real, I can't wait to see the pics of SMA's dismembered baby... and if it's a scam, I hope whoever's behind it reveals all and spends the cash wisely.
notice she's a whore but also told to show her tits. BRILLIANT!!!! We only want you for your boobies but will be pissed if you actually fuck someone.
You men are why women started having abortions in the first place. Who would want your ignorant little spawn running around?
Maybe the whore you have terroized at home does knowing if she tried to abort the no neck monster you're gonna knock that bitch down the stairs.
More burning beds I say!
If men could get pregnant,
abortion would be sacrament.
This has got to be the funniest shit i've ever seen
Men will have a right to have an opinion on abortion when they
grow ovaries and start taking
FULL RESPONSIBILITY
for birth control.
A lot of anonymous pricks. All really small.
By the way, I meant the guys from Penisheads
Jack,
I don't usually hit on random internet men, but...I think you're really hot.
I want to have your abortion.
This one makes me laugh.
Gender exculsivity in motoring the day Diane Rigg's started driving a Lotus in the 'The Avengers' a decades old TV series.
The stereotype is boys and their toys, but struck up conversations with many women interested in cars and follow them as I do.
So if men liking fast cars means they have small penises, do women that like shopping have small brains? Maybe they're trying to compensate for having nothing in their heads by buying physical objects to fill that void? See, I can do it too. Fem-psychology is fun!
marsha: If not for men, how were you born exactly? Did they use chimp sperm for you?
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More anonymous pricks...
Prick #2: So your argument is that men are awesome because they can ejaculate. It takes a lot more that a penis and the ability to come to make a human being worth dealing with.
Prick #1: Stop worrying about the tiny dong, man. Live with it. Make it your own. Women shopping isn't the same as compensation. My sister, a nuclear engineer, could make your puny prick the least of your worries. She loves to shop. I hope you find an outlet for your sexual frustration besides driving cars that endanger the environment and make it look like you're trying to prove you have a penis.
Laughable.
A man's hobby represents a shortcoming. Automatically represents it.
A woman's hobby(compulsion) OTOH has no greater meaning purely because of the issue of gender...
It's sad that the world is full of such pathetically ignorant people.
such pathetically ignorant people
You mean guys who think they own women's bodies and can tell them what to do with them? Yeah, it sucks that such fuckstains exist. Must be that they need to compensate for something..huh...what could that be? I wonder...
I think I'm seeing a glimmer of what caused you to go to such lengths to get attention. You seem to have serious issues with men. Did one of them do something so bad to you that you had to create this shocking fantasy? Do you want to talk about it?
Um, if you're talking to me, I like guys just fine (though many of them are patriarchical bastards who ride the wave of male entitlement and deride women whenever they can). It's tiny-dicked men like Scott et al. who try to compensate for their tinydickdom through destructive hobbies that I have a real problem with.
The patriarchy, btw, has a tiny dong, and it hates being made fun of. This is why I mock whenever possible. Sure, I'm given a lot of things I didn't ask for because I was born with a penis, but I'm also trying to make those entitlements standard for everyone. Scott and yourself, however? Well...
The bigger and redder the car, the smaller and pinker the wee-wee.
Likewise, the bigger and angrier the mouth, the smaller and pinker the wee-wee.
And yes, it is established medical fact that a large minority of right-wing hatemongers came by their politics via organic brain damage, rather than thought, experience, or the like.
I stopped dating greasy boys driving 'stangs, Camaros, big trucks and other oversized pieces of American shit a long time ago...
You don't have to be Freud to figure out what's really going on there.
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