Tuesday, October 03, 2006

"16 Year-Old Boys Aren't Fetuses, So Feel Free To Fuck With Them..."

I find it amazing that in the months since I told “pro-lifers” I would abort my fetus unless I received $40,000 in donations, I’ve only raised $23,435.

What is it with you guys? You whine and scream about the “poor widdle womb-babies”, yet you can’t toss a buck or two into my kitty because you’re afraid I might spend the money on Absolut and KY Jelly? You claim that aborting a fetus is just like putting a gun to a child’s head and pulling the trigger. Yet, when faced with a scenario where I have an Uzi 9mm pointed at your precious bundle of joy, you’d be happy to see the “victim” get its microcephalic skull blown to bits. Why? It’s because I’m a “whore”, that’s why.

Don’t believe me? Read the comments here! See how many times my “spread legs” are mentioned. Count the references to my lack of sexual inhibition.

I’m beginning to think most “pro-lifers” are exactly like the “pro-life” congressmen they vote into office. You know, “pro-life" congressmen like Republican Mark Foley, who wept for all those aborted “children” as he cyber-fucked all those non-aborted children. You know, “pro-life” Republican congressmen like Tom Reynolds, Denny Hastert, and John Boehner, who wiped up Mark Foley’s post teen-chat keyboard cum-spurts with their left hands, while writing anti-choice and embryo-protecting bills with their right.

These fuckers love, love, love fetuses. But they lose all interest in the welfare of a fetus once it’s squeezed out of a “whore’s” uterus. Then it’s on its own.

28 Comments:

At 6:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's not forget the two men who went into schools and shot females, both of who had Fundamentalist religious upbringings.

At least we know why Foley is all whackjob now. Every abortion is an unmolested life.

 
At 8:13 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

I wouldn't give you a penny, you would only waste it all on drugs and piss. I feel sorry for you because your so fucked in the head.
Your father should have blown you all over the sheets, your a waste of space.

Something for Pro-choicers to concider....

Over 3,500 terminations per day, 1.3 MILLION per year in the United States alone.
50 or 60 MILLION per year World Wide.

I am a pro-lifer who has no religious convictions at all . I didn't need the fear of god or anything else to come to my decision, just a good sense of what is right and wrong.
You see we were all once a fetus. Is it beyond the realm of possibilities that when your mother first learned she was carrying you, she may have considered her options? What if she had decided to terminate? Would that have been OK?
You would not exist, if you have children they would not exist, and your (husband or wife) would be married to someone else. You would have been deprived of all your experiences and memories. In this day and age with terminations being so readily available and so many being carried out, if you make it to full term
you can consider yourself lucky. Lucky you had a mother that made the choice of life for you. Don't you think they all deserve the same basic human right, LIFE?
I'm all for contraception, prevention is certainly better than termination.
Did you know you can get an implant that is safe, 99.9% effective, and lasts for three years? Just think girls not even a show for three years, wouldn't that be great? I think too many people rely too heavily on the last option (abortion), I think if abortions weren't so readily available people would manage their reproductive system far better resulting in a fraction of the number of unwanted pregnancies.
World wide there are over 50 MILLION aborted pregnancies each year. In America 3,500 terminations carried out every day, that's over 1.3 million every year, 50% of all cases claimed that birth control had been used, 48% admitted they took no precaution, and 2% had a medical reason. That's a staggering 98% that may have been prevented had an effective birth control been used. Don't get me wrong, I suspect the percentages in Australia would be much the same.
Just a lot of unnecessary killing.

At the point of conception is when life began for you. This was the start of your existence. Your own personal big bang. Three weeks after conception heart started to beat. First brain waves recorded at six weeks after conception. Seen sucking thumb at seven weeks after conception.

I am convinced that in the not too distant future, people will look back at many of the practices of today with disbelief and horror.



Want to know how to find humanity-?

True humanity can only be achieved, by concidering others/ caring about others, as much as, if not more than yourself.

Until we do we are no more than an uncivilisation, with all the uncivilised things that we do...



ausblog

 
At 9:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aus Blog, listen you fuck nut, a person who has ne3ver been born CAN NOT be "deprived of all (their) experiences and memories." Because they don't exist! That's like morning for all the "experiences and memories" that the dry cum and dirty tampons of the world will never have. And by the way, this comes with the endorsement of at least 5 women I know, TAKE YOUR IMPLANT AND PUSH IT THROUGH YOUR EYE BALL! Every woman I know that has had one had major problems with it, making them really sick and doing all sorts of weird shit to their periods (not necessarily stopping it).
As for "seen sucking thumb seven weeks after conception." This is pure manipulation, in retaliation to which I will donate money to the "off the parasite" collection on this website. The reason it is manipulation is because even if I accept your figure of seven weeks (do foetuses even have mouths than?), sucking your thumb is a reflexive action that obviously requires no consciousness. Did you know that if you put your finger in the open palm of a corpse it can close it around your finger, aww, just like a cute widdle babah. Let's save all the corpses, you can't prove they won't come back to life! Think of all their memories!!!

You turds use all the blood and guts to make people feel skwimish, but I don't see anyone doing that with open heart surgery. There's no graphic picture of that accompanied by a condemnation of the fat bastard who could have easily avoided the situation had they not ingestion 3000 pounds of deep fried spooge. There’s no one saying all that unnecessary blood shed could have been easily avoided.

Wouldn’t it be nice if you died in front of your family. In a really funny way. So that when they tell people, the people have to hide their smirks. Which drives your loved ones to suicide. Just a thought.

SMA, I've already begun organising a party for big day, to celebrate your liberation from that leach!

 
At 9:36 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

FEOTUS WOUNDER....

I never expected someone of your limited intelligence to get it, you simply don't have the capacity...

 
At 9:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aus blog-
As a fellow Aussie, I'm absolutely ashamed to share this beautiful country with you. It's people such as yourself who vote in arseholes like that piece of shit we call a health minister Tony Abbott.

How would I feel if my mother had of aborted me? Uh, NOTHING...because if I never existed, I wouldn't know any better.

Yep, my husband would have probably married someone else..and how would I feel about that? Um, again...NOTHING. My lack of ever existing means that, quite frankly, I would feel...NOTHING.

Which part don't you understand?

SMA- I say, if an abortion's what you really want GO FOR IT!!!

 
At 10:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you have a penis. you can fuck off. you don't type anything new. i have seen these exact phrases before.

 
At 2:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brilliant scheme, but I'd be careful. Extreme pro-lifers are notoriously violent.

Sorry I don't have an account here, call me Bastard Zero.

 
At 2:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

PS, I agree with the above poster. Anyone with a penis will never understand anything about anything.

-BZ

 
At 5:44 AM, Blogger La Jaine said...

"Bastard Zero"?

A_B, is that you?

X

 
At 6:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once you realize this is neither a lampooning of liberalism, nor an indictment of conservativism, but rather a poor imitation of a young liberal extremist... It's pretty obvious that this blogger is politically indifferent and just cashing in on the fact that there are so many people who aren't, and the fact that this worked for Save Tobey.

Not even a second rate Save Tobey. This is to Save Tobey what soulless Hollywood remakes are to their original counterparts. "There's an idea that worked for someone else, stealing it and not even bothering to put my own personal touch on it would be a lot easier than coming up with my own concepts."

So what we have here is a moderately intelligent amoral entrepeneur with no real personality or values to influence their own work with... a C-grade businessman, the most common type of professional in the world. They saw an idea that worked and a demographic and thought "easy money".

-BZ

 
At 7:30 AM, Blogger La Jaine said...

Touche.

 
At 7:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Aus Blog,
When was the last time you took FULL RESPONSIBILITY for contraception?
I suppose you've never seen the list of possible (harmful and life threatening) side effects from use of the implant, or the birth control pill, or any other option. Did you know that contraceptive foam and gels contain fucking BLEACH, asshole?!
Why don't you hose a gallon up your crusty dickhole to see how THAT feels, fuckwad.
Until you start adopting unwanted babies, your opinion is worthless, invalid, and unwanted.
Too bad you weren't aborted so i wouldn't see your butchery of the english language.
You ignorant windbag blowhard.

I've stopped reading mom of 7's posts...she/its too fucking stupid to grace my screen.
Funny how all the illiterate morons crowd together like sheeple.
Pussies.

 
At 11:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

One has to wonder what sort of person would say this blog is a joke or a scam or just plain horrible yet they visit day after day after day after day. What sort of person would do that?

O I know! A person that has no life, no friends and no one to love them.

 
At 6:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personally, I wouldn't be surprised if it was a scam- SMA is awfully articulate. But still, it's funny as fuck, and seriously pissing off morons such as aus blog as so I love it!

mom of 7- didn't you say that you had 3 STEP-children? Hardly unwanted then- more a case of "Love me, love my kids."

SMA- what happen to the post about the T-shirts?

 
At 7:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Visit it day after day after day? If by that you mean, visit it twice and comment a few times because I find the whole process a mildly amusing use of five minutes out of my life. What makes you think I'm a long time regular reader of this blog, anyways? That's a hypothetical question, because, being a little disappointed by the lack of any real effort towards bringing entertainment value to this blog (By contrast, Save Tobey is frigging HILARIOUS, what with the long list of rabbit meat recipes and all), I'm about to close my browser and never come back here.

-BZ

 
At 12:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

BZ what makes you think the post was directed at you?

 
At 12:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I won't be back... I have heard enough, there is a place for all of youa after this life
Mom of 7
==================

awwwww what a shame, no longer will we be privileged to read the lonely, bitter, and poor spelling/grammar of Mom of 7

So long sugar, dont let the door hit you in your fat ass on the way out.

 
At 1:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ausblog said,

"True humanity can only be achieved, by concidering others/ caring about others, as much as, if not more than yourself.

Until we do we are no more than an uncivilisation, with all the uncivilised things that we do..."

ausblog, if you're not a vegan then you're a hypocrite.

 
At 3:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wanted mom of 7 to stay on for a little while longer so I could have post-natally aborted them, or at least converted them to homosexuality, since I like taking cocks up my ass.

 
At 5:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, for God's sake.
What kind of fertility control clinic is going to let you fucking take pictures of your terminated pregnancy!?

This could have been planned so much better; it's glaringly obvious that this is just a scam.

I don't know any woman who would leave it til her second trimester to get her pregnancy terminated, nor do I know any woman who thinks 40k would be anywhere near enough to provide for her kid for the next 18 years. Get a clue, then try your little scam again. This one's crap.

 
At 9:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What kind of fertility control clinic is going to let you fucking take pictures of your terminated pregnancy!?"

I've seen doco's of hospitals that allowed a couple to have their still born baby for days! Dressing it up and all soughts of morbid shit. Not that they shouldn't be allowed, but it was pretty intense. So I think that one snap shot of a terminated pregnancy isn't going to be too much of an ask. Where the fuck do you think people get pictures of aborted feotus from? Some ones taking happy snaps.

I don't know any person who's joined the US military does that mean they don't have one?

She's already got thousands of dollars so even if it is a scam it's pretty successful.

StopMy,
You should get a picture of the feotus and the days paper in the background so people know that it's real.

 
At 11:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

mom of 7-
So I fucked up and mis-read your post. Shoot me. As for my illiteracy, I guess the fact I'm er, reading and writing on this blog would suggest I'm not.
As an atheist, I'm fairly sure all that's going to happen in the after
life is a big fat zero. Exactly what's going to happen to SMA's fetus, with a bit of luck.

BZ-
Actually, I think this is far funnier, if only cause it pisses off fuckwits like mom of 7.

(Yes, I know you both said you were leaving, but I'll bet my house on the fact you'll both keep lurking and reading. Pathetic.)

thom-
I think mom of 7's would cheerfully agree to a post-natal abortion- and with a mother like that, who could blame them?

aus blog-
With opinions like yours, you better be an anti-abortion, anti-capital punishment, anti-war, vegan who lives under a rock you share with all of "god's creatures".

 
At 4:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha, aus runs all over every pro-choice blog and spews this same line of crap. Always talking about this three year completely safe and effective implant yet NEVER SAYS WHAT IT IS! My guess is either the IUD or some hormonal thing like the Norplant business. In either case, it is wrong to say either are safe - I've had problems with both hormonal birth control and the IUD.
Buit as to the scare story about how many millions of abortions there are every year, I can only say, honestly - so what? No really, I mean it. Who cares? Why should I care? Do I care how many root canals get done? Do I care how many tonsillectomies there are? Why should I give a damn if 10 or 10 million abortions are performed every year? So long as they aren't being done on me, I could give a fuck. Because what other people decide to do about their reproductive organs IS NOT MY BUSINESS. And it's not Aus' business, either.

 
At 1:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. You're getting more money than I thought you would. It still doesn't excuse the comments, of course, nor is their philosophical position anything other than flawed and intrusive on other people's bodies, but I am surprised how many of them are actually ponying up. (Which is what they ought to do, of course--you don't agree with their beliefs and express that pretty forcefully, but that's certainly not a reason why they shouldn't support the cause of a young woman who needs enough money to be a mother.)

This blog is great, I reckon--keep it up! (Not that I really have a right to say so, as I don't have the Paypal account to donate to your abortion fund, but best wishes anyway.)

 
At 2:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I never expected someone of your limited intelligence to get it, you simply don't have the capacity..."

Maybe you should try explaining to a feotus. Pluss you didn't address any of the valid points I made so whatever, that fetus is getting deader..... deaderer and deaderest!!! WWOoo HOOOOoo. Stab that little worm!

 
At 3:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just an after thought...
A little country tune I been workin on...

Can't say nothin cause fetus gon' die!!
Can't say nothin cause fetus gon' die!!
You can cry and cry and cry and CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
But'cha can't say nothin cause fetus gon' die!!

Yeee Haaw! Sing it again!

 
At 6:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think a calendars would be make nice presents

 
At 6:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FetusWounder, over 100,000 sperm, and you were the quickest?

 

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