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$2388 short. That's right. "Pro-lifers" couldn't pony up the cost of a Sony PFM-42X1 42-inch plasma tv in order to save what they keep telling me is the greatest human never to walk the earth. $2388. That's less than what Pat Robertson, Jerry Fallwell and Benny Hinn spend on toupee glue in a month.I've taken down the donation links on the right of this blog, and I'm paying a guy I know to drive me to a woman he knows on the state border who'll take care of this for me. I hope she washes her hands first.
Don't worry, I've got my camera phone with me. Come back tomorrow.

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Not only that, I don't recall any of them offering to adopt it, either.
Jolly good show. Eagerly awaiting the update...
Did you consider applying for some sort of public assistance?
Did you ask the Catholic Church for assistance?
No.
You instead chose this snarky, sleazy way to use your unborn child as a pawn in order to make a politcal point.
I have only just come across your blog and all I can say is you are a very sick individual. Did you actually think about contraception before you had sex or are you actually that twisted you thought this whole thing up in your head?
Thats if you are really pregnant, some poor man is going to miss out on a life with his child. Women like you should be put down for doing something so inhumane.
You make me sick you evil bitch.
I found this on another site and thought I'd post it, for however long it will last....and I hope you rot in hell for your scam. Go get a fucking job you worthless peice of shit. Don't try and scam people out of money so you don't have to work. It's people like you who should fall of the face of the earth and disappear. No one would miss you anyway. You are alone in the world and that is why you feel the need to try and scam people and become the center of attention...
"the owner of this site is a SCAM ARTIST!! (i'm sure this comment i am writing will be gone in 10 minutes just like the others I have posted...worth a try though!) ok, just so you people know, THIS BLOG IS A FAKE! this page is owned, and written, by a MAN... not a pregnant girl at all. THIS WHOLE STORY IS FAKE! i know this because i was partially responsible for having some of his email accounts shut down as well as accounts on pro-life websites where he was posing as a pro-lifer (a church preacher in fact!) urging people to visit this blog and donate money. CONVENIENTLY, he was linking people to HIS website (this one!) where he poses as a pregnant girl needing money to "save" her unborn baby. DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THAT HE WRITES and PLEASE don't give him money! SCAM!
p.s. our so-called pregnant damsel-in-distress has an alias. the person called "michael" that leaves all the oh, so clever comments is also the owner of this page (aka pregnant chick that needs baby money). see the resemblance in the ramblings? obviously he doesn't work for a living. Read quick-- he loves to delete these messages! I've left them time and time again and conveniently, they disapear!"
"you chose this snarky, sleazy way to use your unborn child as a pawn in order to make a politcal point."
And I've never seen 'snark' and 'sleaze' used so amusingly.
Looking forward to your next update, SMA.
Hey Danielle! What makes you think that 'some poor man is going to miss out on a life with his child' would want to have a child outside the bounds of marriage?
No one with a brain, that's for sure.
Why is everyone so damn judgemental? Sex is sex. If you want to have a family, you get married and plan for a family. Otherwise, it's just sex.
So get over all your judgemental ways. Birth control fails. Condoms fail. Birth control used with condoms fail. Better to have an abortion than to have a kid that's unwanted from the get-go.
And if this is a scam, so fuckin' what? It's a brilliant scam and who ever chose to donate did so of their own free will.
Yeah, we still have free will in this country. George Bush hasn't taken that away from us...yet.
Good luck, SMA or Michael or whoever your real name or situation is.
And thanks for the laughs!
Go get a fucking job you worthless peice of shit.
Spellcheck, stupor patriot. And how do you know that she isn't a college student who doesn't have time for a job. Oh, that's right, you're a judgemental jackass.
Judge not lest ye be judged.
Methinks your lord and savior wants to flush you down a toilet, turd.
judgemental
Heh. Well fuck.
You've certainly garnered a lot of attention with this blog, did it provide those nice warm feelings you were hoping for? Are you sure you want to give it up? What in your life now could match the thrill you've gotten from ruffling the feathers of poor religious folks and causing such shock and indignation? Were you treated unkindly by a nun at a catholic school or something? Was your puppy run over by a car when you were little and you blame it all on God? Why do you have such a thinly veiled dislike for men? Do you want to talk about it?
"ome poor man is going to miss out on a life with his child"
It-s always good to be reminded of what the anti-abortion movement is all about - not life or a better life for children, but making sure men get to keep the same level of undeserved privilege they've enjoyed for centuries.
Anarco Imparo,
It's not my blog and I can't answer for SMA, but I support it whole heartedly so...
1. Yes, I did get a warm feeling.
2. Yep, I want that feotus dead, so too does SMA. It's hard to say, probably spending more than $30 000 of their money, yeah I reckon that'll do it.
3. Nope, no nasty Nun.
4. Not believing in "God," as I assume SMA does not either, it would make it pretty hard to be mad at it.
5. I can't seem to get the veil off.
6. Isn't that what we're doing?
Do you want to talk about it?
To you? I wouldn't talk about slamming your face into a wall with you, fuckstain. Granted, as a pacifist, I'd never do it, but it would give me great joy to see you unable to move, speak, or type.
Damn. That world might be my ideal at this moment. Though, Goldstein would still exist, as would Fred X, so maybe it wouldn't be so great. But it would be a start. Oh by the way, look up the word Pharisee. Then go to hell.
Do it first or do it well.
From "Danielle"
"Women like you should be put down for doing something so inhumane."
How wonderfully pro-life of you :-)
I'll adopt the child...but, until now, didn't know that was an option. You wire me all the cash you've extorted out of people to help with the expense of raising your child.
Yes, isn't it wonderful how pro-lifers can scream "Die, bitch! DIE!!" louder than anyone else? And I love the ones who kill whole slews of personnel when they bomb clinics and shoot doctors. So life-affirming.
Danielle, you're a moron. Didn't you read the previous post about the baby daddy? I don't think this one will be shedding any tears tomorrow.
i love how all these pro lifers are so hilariously ironic in their death threats of abortion doctors and the women who choose not to have babies.
i couldnt give a shit if she aborted it or not, but the completely retarded pro-life comments on here made me laugh at least.
Hey Jackoff,
Pacifist is the wrong choice of word. Passive aggressive is the better fit.
You're like a shiver, looking for a spine to run up.
It would be hard to label me a hypocrite as I've posted no position either for or against
abortion. I've only sarcastically questioned the misplaced aggression that is so readily
apparent of the left leaning posters on this fake and wasted site.
Who are you mad at? Is this a slap at religious fundamentalists? But it's not only religious people who have a problem with abortion. Are you angry with your "patriarchal"
society where men who drive fast cars and start wars are trying to keep women barefoot and
pregnant? Well, I'll let you in on a secret, chicks have always dug those kind of guys.
You may gain some little bit of cred with the ladies by showing your feminist side and
agreeing those kind of men have "small penises", and going against your own gender by
decrying "male entitlement" and maybe one or two will even give you a hug because you so
fully understand and defend, a "woman's right to choose".
But dude, guess which type of guy they're going to go off and hop in the sack with? Why do you think there are so many abortions anyway? Woman like testosterone, and fast cars and they like a man taking charge as much as they like getting tattoos and flashing their boobs when they've had a few. Women have won the right to equality, and they can now get equally stupid, equally trashed and equally laid as any man can. And enjoy it just as much. Of course they still want "sensitive" guys around as girlfriends, so don't give up just yet. You know if there is a God, I'm sure he's bored with you by now.
don't give up just yet.
Heh. The GF is real glad I didn't. And no, I'm not passive agressive, just drunk a lot. Sometimes I fly off the handle online, true, and say shit I don't mean because I think it's funny at the time. I frankly don't care what you think.
guess which type of guy they're going to go off and hop in the sack with?
Well, my sex life is just fine. 8^D Thanks for being concerned.
Why are some people still all upset and offering to "pray" for this man? This site is a FAKE. Can you not tell? The owner is an unemployed SCAM ARTIST and was in hopes of making a quick buck. (I'm sure this comment i am writing will be gone in 10 minutes just like the others I have posted. He likes to do that!) Anyway, this site is owned, and written, by a MAN... the whole story was fake. (DUH. Look at the pictures of the plastic "aborted" baby.) He was scamming people, made a fake alias as a preacher and was targetting the elderly and pro-lifers online. CONVENIENTLY, he was linking people to HIS website (this one!) where HE was posing as a pregnant girl needing money to "save" her unborn baby. I doubt he received NEAR as much as he claims. DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THAT HE HAS WRITTEN - and please, please pray for someone else. He's had enough prayers over the last month. His spot has already been reserved in Hell. Sick bastard.
If hell existed. Heh, suckers.
Well, I'll let you in on a secret, chicks have always dug those kind of guys.
You wish, asshole.
Woman like testosterone, and fast cars and they like a man taking charge as much as they like getting tattoos and flashing their boobs when they've had a few.
You're a virgin. It's ok, but I should let you know that spouting dumbass Neanderthal cliches probably won't get you any.
But dude, guess which type of guy they're going to go off and hop in the sack with?
In your case, the one who slipped them a roofie.
You know if there is a God, I'm sure he's bored with you by now.
No, if there was a God, She would laugh at your pug-ugly ass and would've encouraged the dumb sow who birthed it to have an abortion.
:-)
Come on anne, I know it's hard to get the big picture with such a small screen, but you've got to know it's true! I mean if you really are a female, and not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) do you really want those sensitive guys in touch with their feminist side or do you want a bit of a bad boy who you feel secure with? See, with guys like us, you wouldn't have to worry about abortion cause we're noble enough to take responsibilty. We'd take care of all your needs darlin. I admit I did laugh at your "roofie" comment but I must assert that I would use no drug for any immoral purpose, plus I'd want you to have all your senses sharp and intact to fully enjoy the pleasure you were about to receive
ancaro imparo just ... no. Just no.
*shudders*
First and foremost, I am pro-choice as like yourself, I can not imagine subscribing to any cult of people who like to imagine they are rightous. Everyone is intitled to their own choices, without doubt, however, I hope that most women would have a bit more compassion, dexterity and self respect than you seem to. I would have adopted your child- I would not have given you money- I can't imagine what you would really do with it. Without being hypocritical, I had an abortion many years ago and still regret my decision- and no, I was not bombarded by pro-lifers- who are also entitled to their opinions. I hope you will in the future consider the word hypocrisy.
I am pro-choice as like yourself
Then why would you shame anyone for CHOOSING their own life course and not feeling bad about it as you did? Seems you don't know what pro-choice means.
Oh my, jackgoff, are you the creator of this site? Can I have an autograph? Was this for one of your classes? I'm sure you would receive a very high grade.
You obviously aren't learning too much, moron. BTW, it's ancora imparo.
And the first I ever heard of this website was around 2 and a half weeks ago. Trust me. If I ran this site, I'd use my own name, because I don't do anonymity or pseudonymity. That's just me.
And I hope your virginity is never remedied, because the person who is your first is a deluded soul.
*snerk*
You are a hilarious person, whoever you are. Kudos!
i just...i can't believe anyone, whether prolife or prochoice, would mock the seriousness of abortion with a low joke like this. it's not funny...it's sad. how far has humanity gone that an abortion has become perfectly fair game for humour? no matter what you believe, i would like to think that people on both sides of the abortion spectrum would at least have the decency to recognize this as a sensitive and serious issue. i sincerely hope no woman who has gone through an abortion ever reads this heartless 'joke'. i can only imagine the pain--pain you may have caused to get a point across that could have been accomplished with much more civility.
i can't believe that anyone would write such a terrible thing...it's not funny at all, it is sad. i had hoped that both prolife and prochoice alike would at least treat the subject of abortion with the sensitivity it deserves. how far have we come that such a serious, painful issue has become fair game for our attempts at comedy. i would think that people from both sides of the abortion spectrum would at least be respectful, especially considering the nature of the subject. i sincerely hope that no woman who has gone through an abortion ever reads this 'joke'. it's a crude, humiliating and tasteless attempt at humour. your point could have been made with much more civility and i hope that one day you not only put other prochoicers to shame, but yourself.
P.S- i'm sorry if anyone is offended by what i have just written. it was not intentional, nor was it written in anger.
Apparently the people who claimed to be prolifer's threatened to kill or actually did weren't pro-life at all.
I, on the other hand am pro-life. I have a right to my choice as do pro-choicers.
Let me just ask one question....If you seen a woman about to commit murder on a defenseless infant while you were walking down the street, would you stop it, or would you ignore the harsh reality and walk on by as most people tend to do when they don't like to face the facts.
How is that any different than mid or full term abortion? My opinion...NONE.
I am pro-life because I feel that children should be given the chance to grow and thrive, remember had your mother chosen abortion, you would not be here to amuse and entertain. Thank your lucky stars that she chose life for you.
I bear no judgment on you for your choice of action or words. I just wish that pro-lifers and pro-choicers would agree to disagree instead of slandering each other and making a fool of themselves.
I just can't understand why women are choosing abortion due to an unwanted pregnacy because they didn't take the proper steps to make sure that they didn't become pregnant in the first place. There are many methods of birth control that work, or tubal ligation, which can be reversed should the woman want children later.
Understand this though, some pro-lifers veiw birth control as abortificients as well, I veiw them as abortion prevention.
Life is Love. Abortion is choice...be it the wrong choice in God's eyes. Judgment Day will soon come, because the only one who can pass judgement is God himself.
Let's cook that puppy up for lunch!
abortion is seen as game for a joke because some people believe that it's not a life, so why should it be serious, it's not a big thing.
And no, only stupid women go for the jerks, I can assure you that I and many of my friends prefer a decent honest guy who treats people well.
Taking charge? I prefer to know what my bf wants, and let him know what I want and then we both compromise.
I love how a guy is able to speak for women about what we aparantly want.
You know what is funny is the people who continue to talk all the shit never have enough guts to tell people who they are.
Let me first to say that I am a man who LOVES my son even though my exgirlfriend decided to move to Alaska because she couldn't handle the struggle we had to go through to get through college and pay the bills.
To say that men do not deserve to experiance life is utter bullshit and I feel sorry that you have been screwed over in such a way that you hate men in general. I love life and am against abortion, but if certain circumstances arise that the mother may die and so on.....then yes you may have to resort to this.
BUT FOR THIS STUPID ARROGANT WOMAN, who decided not only did she think it was right to make the decision to abort because she was to stupid to look at different avenues ie: adoption, state aid, and so on, but she decided to try and get her 5 minutes of fame.
In my opinion this woman is a liar and never went through any type of abortion simply because any doctor WOULD NEVER ALLOW PHOTOS TO BE TAKEN DUE TO HIPPA LAWS YOU STUPID IDIOT.
Well that is that, I am sorry to rant here but people, DO NOT BE SUCKED INTO STUFF SO EASY, YOU CAN'T TAKE PHOTOS IN AN OPERATING ROOM REGARDLESS OF IF THE BABY IS YOURS OR NOT. OBVIOUSLY HAVING A BABY VERSUS ABORTING A BABY IS COMPLETLY DIFFERENT.
Chris, you retard.
Can't you read? I wrote: "I'm paying a guy I know to drive me to a woman he knows on the state border who'll take care of this for me. I hope she washes her hands first.Don't worry, I've got my camera phone with me. Come back tomorrow."
Chris, you think it's hard to get a camera phone into an illegal abortion clinic in Mexico? Are you that retarded? Should you have passed those defective genes on to a son?
Wow, your ability to destroy someone inside of you is pretty shitty.
If you mother and/or father came up to you and told you "Well we just can't handle you anymore" and then shot you is that justified?
Are you that weak were you let another guy cum in you and then realize...ooooppppssss I could get pregnant? What a comp out. Are you 16-18 because that would make a litte more sense, but if your older then why in the hell don't you use somme fucking logic? I still think your scamming, but I will play along.
I also just realized the date, so I am guessing your full of shit and should be prosecuted due to your arrogant nature. Do the world a favor and any other kids you decide to throw in a dumpster and have your fucking tubes tied because you can't figure out how to put a fucking condom on the guy or you can't figure out how to open your mouth and take a fucking pill everyday.
Your asking me if I a retarded???? Give me a break.
you are sick..
I don't think you were pregnant. I do however think it was a great attempt to play off of the compassion of other people for money. If anyone donated a cent to you, they should have their head checked. Your full of shit.
What a stupid bitch. Havn't you heard of the money shot? Mouth's don't make babies you fucking skank. Maybe we'll all get lucky and some dude will sodomize you with a hot curling iron.. That way you won't be in such a dilemia.. By the way what happend to the money? I'm sure a shitty little hole in the wall clinic doesn't cost more than 500 bucks.
I think this is very good idea. I don't believe you were pregnant, but you are making a good point - these people think that abortion is "murder of a baby".
Right.
So, they will rather risk "baby murder" than sending money to an imposter.
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