Big Men, Hot Emails

Apparently one of my many "male" (out of compassion I'll use that term until "his" full test results come in) commenters, Robert Cece, has decided I deserve a thorough rape and torture session. "He" even sent me the photo on the left, as a preview of the massive flesh bat with which "he" will soon "slap" me around and "cum" on my "funbags". "He" concludes "his" love letter with: "... i will personally hunt you down, shove 50 rabid scorpions in your vagina, and duct tape it shut."

"Dude"! Didn't your daddy ever tell you not to bring a toothpick to a knifefight? Ann Coulter's clit is bigger than that!