What Part of "Fuck You" Don't You Understand?
Well! I've been busy these last 3 months, what with work at the bar, partying, fucking, puking and watching my body mutate as the fetus gains control.
What is it now, less than 3 months until we all find out whether I'll push yet another American sucker out of my vagina , or some abortionist with a bulletproof vest over her white coat pulls junior out of my uterus in five easy pieces?
Just let me check my paypal account....damn! 554 dollars? 554 fucking dollars?
Pro-lifers! You do realize that i'm serious here. You hold the fate of my "womb-baby" in your godly wallets. 554 dollars will get me a post-abortion vacation in Hawaii, but it won't cover the upbringing of a special-needs latchkey kid.
Okay, then...let me check the comments. Wow! Apparently the "pro-lifers" think i'm a slut. Well, no shit, Sherlocks. They also condemn me for endangering the fetus with my wanton ways. Actually, they're right. I've been informed by my baby-doctor that if the thing in here is brought to term it'll have the brain of a Pat Robertson, the hermaphrodism of Ann Coulter and the soul of Dick Cheney.
So If you want to see this mewling melange of deformities grow up to terrorise the nation, give money. Give money now.

3 Comments:
you do realize that your lack of funds is not due to people not caring about your baby but rather that they don't believe you. You are not pregnant nor if you would you use the money raised on anything other than an abortion (if you are even a female) and drugs. What you are doing is illegal. You can't make up a story and ask for donations. That is called fraud. Its no different than me making up a story about my child having cancer and asking for donations for treatment that s/he will surely die with out.
I feel sorry for the people donating to you who clearly are kind hearted people yet just very naive. I feel sorry for you that you think so little of manking that you actually believe pro-lifers have no interest in saving the lives of babies but instead wish to control the sex lives of women. If that were truely the case why would so many women be pro-life?
You are a fucking moron.
If you are pregnant, you are in no way in any shape to be a mother. Should you choose to keep the child, I hope someone swoops in and takes it from you before you even have a chance to look at it. You don't deserve children, nor do you have the right to hang your own child's life in the balance for someone else's fucking money that you're too lazy to earn yourself.
Be pro-life, be pro-choice. What the fuck ever, but don't tramp your disgustingly pathetic ass around the internet while holding your fetus hostage and expecting everyone to do something about it.
You miserable and undeserving fuck.
Do the world a favor... abort yourself.
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