I've Named The Fetus Kristi Ann!
For the past few days I've been thinking of a name for the tiny piece of tissue currently attached like a parasite to my uterine wall.
I thought,"should I even bother naming it?" considering it's quite possible that on October 19th it will be a mess of blood, bone and guts in a kidney dish.
But then the image of that very mess made me think of one name--Kristi Ann Sullins!
Kristi Ann is a "sidewalk counseler", which means she attacks innocent women outside family planning clinics. She throws things at them and calls them "murderers".
Kristi keeps coming to this page, day after day, to tell me the authorities have been notified of my evil plans. Kristi is too stupid to understand abortion is legal in my state. She's also too dumb to realize that if wingnut right-wing blogs can ask for donations to continue peddling their messages of hate, then I can ask for donations to stop me from aborting my fetus.
You'd think Kristi Ann Sullins would want to protect my fetus, even if she hates me. But no! So far Kristi hasn't donated a single cent! Why is that? Why won't pro-lifers actually shell out some bucks to support all the babies they want to see born? Why are red-state pro-life conservatives always yammering for big tax cuts, rather than increased spending on childcare and post-natal health and welfare for single moms?
In honor of these facts I have decided to name my womb-baby "Kristi Ann Sullins ". Even if the fetus has a penis, it will be henceforth known as "Kristi Ann Sullins".
If you don't want to see "Kristi Ann Sullins" aborted on October 19th, then donate cash!

4 Comments:
lmfao wow bitch u r a very stupid sad whore! i am pro-choice but your dumb ass is over here saying give me money or i'll kill my kid, wtf, go ahead bitch get an abortion, god damn! no one cares, i'd rather see that child aborted then be with a fucking crazy ass bitch like u
I'd much rather see you abort that child than fucking raise it. Please do us all a favor and get an abortion NOW. I'm pro-choice but you are just being stupid about it and give us all a bad name. Oh, and Keep your damn knees together next time, abortion is not birth control.
the owner of this site is a SCAM ARTIST!! (i'm sure this comment i am writing will be gone in 10 minutes just like the others I have posted...worth a try though!) ok, just so you people know, THIS BLOG IS A FAKE! this page is owned, and written, by a MAN... not a pregnant girl at all. THIS WHOLE STORY IS FAKE! i know this because i was partially responsible for having some of his email accounts shut down as well as accounts on pro-life websites where he was posing as a pro-lifer (a church preacher in fact!) urging people to visit this blog and donate money. CONVENIENTLY, he was linking people to HIS website (this one!) where he poses as a pregnant girl needing money to "save" her unborn baby. DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THAT HE WRITES and PLEASE don't give him money! SCAM!
p.s. our so-called pregnant damsel-in-distress has an alias. the person called "michael" that leaves all the oh, so clever comments is also the owner of this page (aka pregnant chick that needs baby money). see the resemblance in the ramblings? obviously he doesn't work for a living. Read quick-- he loves to delete these messages! I've left them time and time again and conveniently, they disapear!
the owner of this site is a SCAM ARTIST!! (i'm sure this comment i am writing will be gone in 10 minutes just like the others I have posted...worth a try though!) ok, just so you people know, THIS BLOG IS A FAKE! this page is owned, and written, by a MAN... not a pregnant girl at all. THIS WHOLE STORY IS FAKE! i know this because i was partially responsible for having some of his email accounts shut down as well as accounts on pro-life websites where he was posing as a pro-lifer (a church preacher in fact!) urging people to visit this blog and donate money. CONVENIENTLY, he was linking people to HIS website (this one!) where he poses as a pregnant girl needing money to "save" her unborn baby. DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THAT HE WRITES and PLEASE don't give him money! SCAM!
p.s. our so-called pregnant damsel-in-distress has an alias. the person called "michael" that leaves all the oh, so clever comments is also the owner of this page (aka pregnant chick that needs baby money). see the resemblance in the ramblings? obviously he doesn't work for a living. Read quick-- he loves to delete these messages! I've left them time and time again and conveniently, they disapear!
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