How To Marinate A Fetus!

I had stopped indulging in the demon rum when my pregnancy was confirmed. My doctor told me it's bad for the fetus and could lead to the child having brain damage (Barbara Bush, glug, glug, glug?).
But since it looks as if pro-lifers don't really care enough about this "womb-baby" to shell out a couple of bucks to ensure its survival, I might as well go out and get blotto tonight. I might get lucky too. I hope the fetus doesn't mind being poked by a flesh harpoon...
And remember, pro-lifers. If my drinking does lead to the birth of a mentally-challenged young American, I'm going to need that 40 grand more than ever. That kid, just like our president, might be in expensive diapers until he/she's 43. So click on the link on the right and give generously. You may hate me, and despise my decision to endanger my unborn child by drinking (and maybe smoking some weed...oh, and snorting some coke), but you supposedly still love the precious life within my uterus, no matter how enfeebled he/she becomes.

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I had stopped indulging in the demon rum when my pregnancy was confirmed.
Well that was a mistake right there.
Four days since your last post - you must be on one hell of a bender.
You are idiotic to think that having sex would harm your baby. You are so not even knowledgeable about the fact that sex is actually good for a pregnancy becuase it helps the baby come out easier. It also helps two weeks before the due date to enduce labor, but not until then. How foolish are you to think that it would harm your child of God. You really need your head examined. Has anyone ever told you that. You are sick and foolish. Why get yourself in this situation if you never wanted it? Why put yourself through that? How could you ever live with yoursefl after doing what you have done already? You are a pathetic excuse for a human you are can't even be classified as the scum of the earth because the scum is still higher ranking than you. You will regret everything that you have done someday. What happens when you want to have a child. You will always remember what you did during thing pregnancy long after. You will see your miracle and wonder why and how you could have ever done what you did to the baby that you never knew. You will always wonder if your baby would have been a boy or a girl, the hair color, skin color, eye color, what your baby's personality would have been like. You will never know all of the happy moments you would have had, but obviously you don't deserve that joy and pleasure, you are sick, just remember that. The only reason someone would sleep with you would be because you sell your self. NO ONE COULD EVER LOVE YOU, HOWEVER THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE WHO WILL FORGIVE YOU AND THAT IS GOD HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just remember that!
This is hysterical. I agree that pro-liars need to pony up or shut the fuck up once and for all.
prolifers have a lot of good points and prochoicers do too when it comes to the rights of women so everyone just stfu
I had an abortion two years ago and I don't wonder "if your baby would have been a boy or a girl, the hair color, skin color, eye color, what your baby's personality would have been like. You will never know all of the happy moments you would have had,". Anonymous you are hilarious!!!!
"NO ONE COULD EVER LOVE YOU, HOWEVER THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE WHO WILL FORGIVE YOU AND THAT IS GOD HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" LOL my sides are splitting here! Get a fucking life you idiot!
Why does this Anonymous care what you(stopmyabortion) think if you're going towonder about the child's sex or personality? Is he/she going to take care of it for you? Why is everything about babies? Aren't there enough UNWANTED babies borne from Christian people? There are pleanty of throwaways in this planet, I feel like I was one of them. I question why did my parents even bother having me? For the nearly 27 years I've been on this shitty planet neither one of them have helped me. I don't understand this whole "Holier than Thou" shit either. If some one wants to have an abortion, that's one less mouth in this planet of 6 and half billion people. Let this lady drink and fuck and stfu! ARRRRRRGGG!!!!
^That's the perfect solution to prevent her from aborting: Telling her to commit suicide? You're a moron as well as inhumane for suggesting such a morbid idea. Let's all stop death..... with more death!!!
You seriously have some issues...you are just plain out sick
girl, you need help.
BAHAHAHAH! I'm sorry I didn't see this sooner.
Brilliant!
oh my god, this blog is absolutely brilliant! i hope lots of anti-choice morons are getting good and pissed off about this. by the way, i had an abortion last tuesday... it was fabulous!
Leave her be with her decision. God, another money-making scheme--if you have such a selfish vision, even up until now, then that child won't be better off born to you. Really. What's our assurance that you're not going to be spending the money we're donating to get an abortion and buy yourself more coke?
I'm neither pro-life or pro-choices, I believe it's contingent to the situation and context. So fuck views--you're just one sick person.
But in your case, I just wish your child all the luck. Knowing the amount of brain cells you have--or the lack there of, it's only fitting you don't subject your child to such atrocity and poor genetics.
So I suggest everyone to not put money in her paypal. A depraved woman will most likely continue to harbour such selfish visions even until that child is born.
If you want money, have your child adopted. At least it'll be fostered in a home where retardation isn't rampant.
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