Finally! The Donations Start!

I'd like to thank pro-life Republican college student Billy Valentine for donating 50 dollars to help stop my abortion. Billy emailed me:

"Although I'm secretly gay and will probably never suffer the misfortune of getting a girl pregnant, I'd hope the straight guys out there would treat women better than that guy treated you! Please don't abort this child! Let me know if you need anything. In fact, I would seriously consider adopting your baby."

Well, Billy, I for one would never consider handing my child over to a gay man dumb enough to belong to a political party that hates him! The Republican Party is against gay men adopting kids, even if you're the gay chairman of the Republican National Committee, like Ken Mehlman. But thanks for the cash, Billy Valentine! You're like a fairy godmother, in more ways than one! Only $39950 to go, and you won't see photographs of my aborted fetus on this website in 6 months...